The rightful thing you should do when You're REALLY obsessed with a particular game...

NOOOO!! I'm TOO LAZY TO WRITE!! I prefer writing in ThE CoMPUtER~!!

TOKIMEKI MEMORIAL GIRL'S SIDE!! The insanity SIDE~

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**WARNING** FULL OF PROFANITY~ =) AND TAMAMI AND SUDOU BASHING...

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Drop the bomb~! dun dun dun dun...S.F System Mix!! Yeehawwww~!!

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PART 1:YOU'RE ALL FOOLS!!

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One fine day in Habataki Gakuen...NOT! Haha!

Himuro:Right class..we're gonna learn the typical things in maths..sin cos 1+ emc=2 *blah* *blah* *blah*

Heroine:o.O this sucks...

Kazuma:(Sitting next to her)Yo, wanna sneak out of class? sensei gets SOOO work up when he talks bout' maths....

Heroine:Okay! (stands and screams) DAMN YOU NATSUMI!! I TOLD YOU TO SNEAK OUT BUT NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO SEE KIJOU-SAN HUH!?

Natsumi:NANI!?

Himuro:this class will never learn....DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL EVERYONE!!!

All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Sakuya:nooo...I'm a good boy! I never did anything wrong!! >_<

Madoka:(Smacks him)Shut the hell up, GEEK!!!

Sakuya:meanie....(cries)

Arisawa:(Stands up clenching her fist in anger)YOU....KIJOU SAMA!! PREPARE TO DIE!!! (punches him)

Madoka:Oww...nosebleed...Ne...

Natsumi:What the hell do you think you're doing to Kijou-sama!?!? DIE BITCH!!! (catfight ensues)

Sakuya/Madoka:Woman...

Heroine:Ehehehe, Kei, wanna come over to my house and play cat and mouse?

Kei:...I Love...cat...sure

Heroine:YATTA!! nnn, alright! meet you after detention Love~! ^__^

Kazuma:...This is THE WORST CLASS EVER...

Himuro:so the *blah* *blah* *blah**blah**blah**blah* ...(Everybody is playing paper planes by now while he writes the whiteboard)

Wataru:(Suddenly comes in the class wearing only a pair of boxers)OEI!!!!!!!!!

All:o.O

Wataru:Somebody stole my clothes!! >_< do you know who!?

Heroine:probably the junior girls....

Wataru:DAMMIT! I hate being rape by a bunch of girls...

Mihara:(Suddenly comes)Did you say....rape? (Smiles at Wataru Seductively)

Wataru:Uhm...for a second thought, forget it!!! (Runs away quickly)

Chiharu:(Comes in like a school geek)Uhmm....Is this the right school? this doesn't look like Kirameki high...

Heroine:You're CUTEEEE!!! what's your name?

Chiharu:uhm...Aoki Chiharu...

Heroine:Oh wait!! yatta! you're that e-mail guy!!

Chiharu:..huh? YOU'RE THAT GIRL FROM THE INTERNET!? YOU HAVE A CUTE ASS!!

Kei:....De? She's mine, if you steal her, you're gonna die a PAINFUL death...

Chiharu:Awww.....;_; She says I'm cute...

Heroine:I KNOW!! (punches her hands) Let's have an ORGY!! I can handle you and Kei together...(Winks)

Madoka:I WANNA JOIN IN TOO!!! >___<

Heroine:Okay, so, what ya say?

Chiharu/Kei:YAY!!!

Tamami:umm...

All:GO AND DIE BITCH!!! (Kicks her)

Sudou:ee? Mon Mon, Isn't that a bit cruel?

All:YOU DIE TOO BITCH!!! (ROASTS HER IN A BONFIRE)

Himuro:*blah**blah**blah**blah**blah*

Heroine:I think..why don't we ask sensei too? he has a HOT body...(Drools)

Natsumi:Dude, you're such a slut!

Heroine:Yeah, I know.

Arisawa:Whoever...goes..(Changes voice into the terminator like arnold shwarzeneggar* did I spell it right?)AFTER SAKUYA....WILL DIE...HASTA LA VISTA BABY..

All:....

Heroine:Sensei~??

Himuro:Nani?

Heroine:I was..(Acts innocent) wondering If you would like to got to my house today...we're having a party! ^^

Himuro:Hmm...

Heroine:(Puppy eyes)Please....????

Himuro:Hmm...

Heroine:(Puppy eyes)Please....????

Himuro:Hmm...

Heroine:(Puppy eyes)Please....????

Madoka:(Veins popping up) JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!! >_<*

Himuro:well, okay. so..*Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah**Blah*

Heroine:(Does the conga)dun dun dun dun dun dun~!! Yatta!! (singing) boys boys be my boys...

After school....IN DETENTION..MUAHAHAHA..

Heroine:WHAT!? you mean we have to stay here until 6PM!? what the hell did I do!?

Kazuma:you scream...By the way, I hear you doing Orgy tonight...let me join in too!!

Heroine:Sure!! Twist me, taste me, crunch me~...

Kei:(joins in) Lick me..

Madoka:Bite me...ehehe..

Chiharu:....Why am I here?

Wataru:(still in a pair of boxers)I got detention for not wearing my uniform...(cries) HIDOII SIO...

Arisawa:NONE SHALL TOUCH SAKUYA...

Sakuya:(Cries)Sh-sh-she's creepy....

Natsumi:Ah, looks like I'll come to the party wearing only a pair of thong after all!! ^_^

Madoka:...OH GOD NO!!! DON'T WEAR THAT THONG!!!

Natsumi:ha, TOO LATE!! ^_^

(Tamami and Sudou is now seen as a dead corpse in a middle of Habataki Gakuen flower field)

Himuro:heh, that's what you get for breaking mah RULEZ!! (Breaks his conductor stick out of excitement) Oh damn, that cost a 4 dollars...gotta get a new one..(walks off)see you after school, students! Bubye!!

Mihara:...am I dreaming or DID I hear him say Bubye?

Madoka:NO IT'S FACT!!! OH DEAR GOD!!! OUR TEACHER'S A PSYCHO!!!

All:ARGH!!!!!!!!

Heroine:This class IS psycho after all..

Chiharu:And schizophrenic..

Kazuma:Tralalalala...the school's insane nananana...

Sakuya:(Suddenly OOC* Out of character) dun dun dun!!! drop the bomb!!!

Wataru:STOP SINGING THAT SONG SIO....

Sakuya:(Goes back to whining)

Arisawa:YOU SHALL DIE!! (Smacks Wataru) THAT'S FOR MAKING HIM CRY!!

All:...creepy...

After 5 hours of detention...

Kei:...Zzzzzzzzzz..

Madoka:*Groan* still not end yet?

Heroine:(Is sleeping on Chiharu's lap)ZZZZZzzzzz....Orgy...

Kazuma:Zzzzzzz...NBA..

Natsumi:Must...wear..Thong...ZZZzzzz

Sakuya:..(can't sleep because of Arisawa)CREEPY...

Arisawa:hasta la vista BABY..

Mihara:Ummm..partay...

Wataru:....umm...scary rapists...Zzzzz

Chiharu:She's such a pretty woman...TOTALLY SEXY!! (Plays with The heroine's hair)

Himuro:I'M BACK!!!!! (Screams loudly, everybody wakes up shock)

All:....

To be continued...stay tune!!

Gomen Ne, for the Pervert-rated Theme, But I did this for my friends when I'm bored..-__-;;